A new book perfect for Knesset members

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• How many Members of the Knesset does it take to change a lightbulb?

  
  short answer
  One - but only after being bribed.
  
  long answer
  Only one, but first:
  - he insists on being made a minister
  - his ministry's budget needs to be increased
  -he then issues a tender for a major lighting contract
  -his cousin is awarded the tender
  
  Our light bulb never gets changed.